“because she’s really smart, and she’s really cool, and, like me, we share the distinction of being the two probably biggest freak shows on Earth, …
“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, “What light?” …
“We can’t all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.” – Will Rogers
“The equity market typically positions itself for economic recovery at the approximate mid-point of recession.” – Christine Callies
“I don’t think inside the box, I don’t think outside the box, I don’t even know where the box is!” – Scott Douglas Chase
“In giving freedom to the slave, we assure freedom to the free, – honorable alike in what we give and what we preserve.” – Abraham …
“We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us.” – Marcel …
“There is no doubt that it is around the family and the home that all the greatest virtues, the most dominating virtues of human society, …
“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” – Jerry Seinfeld
“He would make a lovely corpse.” – Charles Dickens
“Babies are bits of star-dust blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth for she has held a …
“Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have …
What is truth? said jesting Pilate; and would not stay for an answer. -Bacon, Francis
“The value of achievement lies in the achieving.” – Albert Einstein
“I didn’t practice abstinence, I perfected it.” – Dennis Wolfberg
“Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.” – Stephen King
“Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time.” – Thomas Alva Edison
“Show me the business man or institution not guided by sentiment and service; by the idea that “he profits most who serves best” and I …
“Our passion are the true phoenixes; when the old one is burnt out, a new one rises from its ashes.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“To burn always with this hard, gem-like flame, to maintain this ecstasy, is success in life.” – Walter H. Pater
“We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgment.” – Lillian Carter
“You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do …
“Spring passes and one remembers one’s innocence. Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance. Autumn passes and one remembers one’s reverence. Winter passes and one …
“I wish thy way. And when in me myself should rise, and long for something otherwise, Then Lord, take sword and spear And slay.” – …
“The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn” – David Russell
“We like to kidnap them in a van, and leave them somewhere dangerous. SURPRISE!” – Gerard Way
“He’s very smart. He’ll sail through.” – Alabama Republican
“Most plain girls are virtuous because of the scarcity to be otherwise” – Maya Angelou
“Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.” – Terry Brooks
“Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn’t stop to enjoy it.” – William Feather
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person” – Dave Barry
“One must learn to love, and go through a good deal of suffering to get to it… and the journey is always towards the other …
“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them.” – Emo Philips
“Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.” – E. E. Cummings
“We lie in the lap of immense intelligence.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything!” – Lord of The Rings
“Sports is like a war without the killing.” – Ted Turner
“All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every …
“PRESENT, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of disappointment from the realm of hope.” – Ambrose Bierce
“You either go to Tibet or seek out the most rigorous of all faiths. With total abstinence and such like.” – Lars von Trier
