"The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on" – Frank Zappa
“The typical rock fan is not smart enough to know when he is being dumped on” – Frank Zappa
Month: May 2010
"Never ask a man where’s he’s been. If he’s out on legitimate business, he doesn’t need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it’s your own fault." – Mae West
“Never ask a man where’s he’s been. If he’s out on legitimate business, he doesn’t need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out …
"No matter how close to yours another’s steps have grown, in the end there is one dance you’ll do alone." – Jackson Browne
“No matter how close to yours another’s steps have grown, in the end there is one dance you’ll do alone.” – Jackson Browne
"The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop" – Mark Twain
“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop” – Mark Twain
"Life moves on, whether we act as cowards or heroes. Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than to accept life unquestioningly. Everything we shut our eyes to, everything we run away from, everything we deny, denigrate or despise, serves to defeat us in the end. What seems nasty, painful, evil, can become a source of beauty, joy, and strength, if faced with an open mind. Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such." – Henry Miller
“Life moves on, whether we act as cowards or heroes. Life has no other discipline to impose, if we would but realize it, than to …
"We achieve inner health only through forgiveness – the forgiveness not only of others but also of ourselves" – Joshua Loth Liebman
“We achieve inner health only through forgiveness – the forgiveness not only of others but also of ourselves” – Joshua Loth Liebman
"For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today" – African Proverb
“For tomorrow belongs to the people who prepare for it today” – African Proverb
"Without Freedom of thought, there can be no such Thing as Wisdom; and no such thing as public Liberty, without Freedom of speech" – Benjamin Franklin
“Without Freedom of thought, there can be no such Thing as Wisdom; and no such thing as public Liberty, without Freedom of speech” – Benjamin …
"You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal." – Elizabeth Taylor
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” – Elizabeth Taylor
"Journeys end in lovers meeting." – William Shakespeare
“Journeys end in lovers meeting.” – William Shakespeare
"A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way." – John C. Maxwell
“A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” – John C. Maxwell
"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: "I’m cheap" – Delta Burke
“If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: “I’m cheap” – Delta Burke
"The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can’t make anybody believe that he has it." – Will Smith
“The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that …
"We shall be judged more by what we do at home than what we preach abroad" – John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“We shall be judged more by what we do at home than what we preach abroad” – John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"Let us not unman each other; part at once; all farewells should be sudden, when forever" – Lord Byron
“Let us not unman each other; part at once; all farewells should be sudden, when forever” – Lord Byron
"You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you’ll find – you’re never sorry you were kind." – Herbert Prochnow
“You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you …
"Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right" – Woody Allen
“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right” – Woody Allen
"Currently, most patients get called (to the exam room) for their appointment, sit on the table, and immediately get their blood pressure measured." – Melly Turner
“Currently, most patients get called (to the exam room) for their appointment, sit on the table, and immediately get their blood pressure measured.” – Melly …
"It’s too bad that one has to conceive of sports as being the only arena where risks are, [for] all of life is risk exercise. That’s the only way to live more freely, and more interestingly." – William Sloan Coffin
“It’s too bad that one has to conceive of sports as being the only arena where risks are, all of life is risk exercise. That’s …
"Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves." – Jawaharlal Nehru
“Time is not measured by the passing of years but by what one does, what one feels, and what one achieves.” – Jawaharlal Nehru
"I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends." – Abraham Lincoln
“I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.” – Abraham Lincoln
"He was in the school, too, and had failed the exam," – Chuck Allen
“He was in the school, too, and had failed the exam,” – Chuck Allen
"Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much." – Helen Keller
“Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.” – Helen Keller
"When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world." – Zig Ziglar
“When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world.” – Zig Ziglar
"We’re our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves." – Tom Robbins
“We’re our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.” – Tom Robbins
"We’re going to skirt a recession," – Chris Wolfe
“We’re going to skirt a recession,” – Chris Wolfe
"I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day." – James Joyce
“I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.” – James Joyce
"Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used" – Hunter S. Thompson
“Freedom is something that dies unless it’s used” – Hunter S. Thompson
"Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall." – Stephen R. Covey
“Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall.” – Stephen R. Covey
"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." – Oscar Wilde
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” – Oscar Wilde
"He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home" – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“He is the happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
"Who you are speaks so loudly I can’t hear what you’re saying." – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Who you are speaks so loudly I can’t hear what you’re saying.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"We will put no impediment in your way and we will be at dockside bidding you a farewell as you set off into the sunset." – Charles M. Lichenstein
“We will put no impediment in your way and we will be at dockside bidding you a farewell as you set off into the sunset.” …
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." – Barbara Bush
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” …
"My first wedding makes me proud in front of people." – Greek proverb
“My first wedding makes me proud in front of people.” – Greek proverb
"When a gifted team dedicates itself to unselfish trust and combines instinct with boldness and effort, it is ready to climb." – Patanjali
“When a gifted team dedicates itself to unselfish trust and combines instinct with boldness and effort, it is ready to climb.” – Patanjali
"The Framers [of the Constitution] knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But they also knew that it is always the deadliest enemy of tyranny." – Hugo Black
“The Framers knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But they also knew that it is always the deadliest enemy of …
"I have now got a bombproof shelter [the Continent] into which I retire when I sniff the coming portrait or its trajectory." – John Singer Sargent
“I have now got a bombproof shelter into which I retire when I sniff the coming portrait or its trajectory.” – John Singer Sargent
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine." – Frank Sinatra
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.” – Frank Sinatra
"Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does" – George Bernard Shaw
“Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does” – George Bernard …