“A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they’ll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!” – Collin Lysford
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"A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they’ll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!" – Collin Lysford
"A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. But they’ll still just throw their poop everywhere. Score one for humans!" – Collin Lysford
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