“A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.” – Jerry Seinfeld
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"A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it." – Jerry Seinfeld
"A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it." – Jerry Seinfeld
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