"Ah, yes! I wrote the ‘Purple Cow’ <br/>I’m sorry, now, I wrote it!<br/>But I can tell you anyhow,<br/>I’ll kill you if you quote it!" – Frank Gelett Burgess

“Ah, yes! I wrote the ‘Purple Cow’
I’m sorry, now, I wrote it!
But I can tell you anyhow,
I’ll kill you if you quote it!” – Frank Gelett Burgess