“An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.” – Will Rogers
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"An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh." – Will Rogers
"An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh." – Will Rogers
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