Daly, Mary
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"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn’t until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear." – Jack Handy
“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we’d all go play in …
Emo Phillips
“I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.” Emo Phillips quotes
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. -Casey Kasem
Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. -Casey Kasem
"With Windows Vista, we went back to the drawing board to create a premier platform for audio and video." – Amir Majidimehr
“With Windows Vista, we went back to the drawing board to create a premier platform for audio and …
"When I lost my mind I found myself, it is the best thing I’ve lost so far." – Andoni Garcia
“When I lost my mind I found myself, it is the best thing I’ve lost so far.” – …
Mort Walker
“Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart.” Mort Walker quotes
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Tolstoy, Count Leo
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. -Tolstoy, Count Leo
"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted." – John Lennon
“Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.” – John Lennon
"[The statute] has been resurrected to discriminate. Even if it was even-handedly applied, it is without doubt unconstitutional now." – Charles Wagner
“ has been resurrected to discriminate. Even if it was even-handedly applied, it is without doubt unconstitutional now.” …
Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys. -Fyodor Dostoevsky
Man only likes to count his troubles, but he does not count his joys. -Fyodor Dostoevsky