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Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. -Emerson, Ralph Waldo
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Some people obtain fame, others deserve it. -Lessing, Doris
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. -Swift, Jonathan
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Really I don’t like human nature unless all candied over with art. -Virginia Woolf
Really I don’t like human nature unless all candied over with art. -Virginia Woolf
"If a tower is built too thick and high, the weight of it will crush the very foundation beneath it and ALL will crumble to dust." – P. A. Monson
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What pity is it That we can die, but once to serve our country. – Addison, Joseph
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