Dictionary of Quotes

Quotes :

1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Eternal BEING "The celestial order and the beauty of the universe compel me to admit that there is some excellent and eternal Being, who deserves the respect and homage of men." ~Anon


2. "If you can’t make it better, you can… "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." - Erma Bombeck


3. "I have to laugh when I think of the first… "I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" - Jack Handy


4. "Money & Man a mutual Friendship show: Man… "Money & Man a mutual Friendship show: Man makes false Money, Money makes Man so." - Benjamin Franklin