“Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.”
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The art of pleasing is the art of deception. -Vauvenargues, Marquis De
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Prayer is a confession of one’s own unworthiness and weakness. -Mahatma Gandhi
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There’s no one thing that is true. They’re all true. -Hemingway, Ernest
There’s no one thing that is true. They’re all true. -Hemingway, Ernest
Swindoll, Charles
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