“I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.” – Voltaire
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"I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left." – Voltaire
"I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left." – Voltaire
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