“I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!” – Dan Castellaneta
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"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" – Dan Castellaneta
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!" – Dan Castellaneta
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