“I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves” – Jack Handy
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"I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" – Jack Handy
"I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" – Jack Handy
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