“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.” – Groucho Marx
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"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." – Groucho Marx
"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." – Groucho Marx
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