“I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!” – Dan Castellaneta
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"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!" – Dan Castellaneta
"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!" – Dan Castellaneta
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