“I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I’m under the table / Four and I’m under the host” – Dorothy Parker
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"I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I’m under the table / Four and I’m under the host" – Dorothy Parker
"I wish I could drink like a lady / I can take one or two at the most / Three and I’m under the table / Four and I’m under the host" – Dorothy Parker
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