If at first you don’t succeed; you are running about average. -Alderson, M. H.
- Burnell Colton – average dreams "I'm an average guy, but I've got above average dreams." ~Burnell Cotlon
- "City traffic is supposed to be the… "City traffic is supposed to be the hybrids' strong suit, but their shortfall amounted to a 40 percent deficit on average." - Consumer Reports
- "Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he’s… "Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor. He's got a great slogan - 'Vote for me, or I'll make 'Kindergarten Cop II'" - Craig Kilborn
- "Let’s face it, in today’s corporate… "Let’s face it, in today’s corporate environment it’s the bureaucratic nuts running the corporate nuthouse; brandish ineptitude and incompetence, and your odds of landing a job or promotion improve exponentially." - Quentin Braun