« If God had intended us not to masturbate he would’ve made our arms shorter » – George Carlin
- "I have no emotional stake in Panda… "I have no emotional stake in Panda fucking." - George Carlin
- "The more syllables a euphemism has, the… "The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is" - George Carlin
- "I would never want to be a member of a group… "I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." - George Carlin
- ?George Favis? – Forgiveness "Forgiveness is an act of God, who even regretted to have made mankind because of their outrageous unforgivable sins. It's a cursed world if I may truly believe for God to react from evildoers since Eve started to disobey the first command to Adam...not to eat the forbidden fruit.." ~George Favis?