“If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?” – Doug Horton
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"If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?" – Doug Horton
"If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?" – Doug Horton
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