“If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.” – Jack Handy
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"If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." – Jack Handy
"If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you." – Jack Handy
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