Jane Wagner
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Solomon Short
“Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche — a cliche is …
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither" – Drew Carey
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither” – Drew Carey
I wish I knew what I know now before. -Stewart, Rod
I wish I knew what I know now before. -Stewart, Rod
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars. -Clough, Arthur Hugh
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars. -Clough, Arthur Hugh
"Success is bounding from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm." – Winston Churchill
“Success is bounding from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill
"Economically, unfair trade will benefit nobody in the long run, as poorer countries will be bled totally dry and will become unable to produce anything." – Chris Martin
“Economically, unfair trade will benefit nobody in the long run, as poorer countries will be bled totally dry …
"Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once." – Norman Vincent Peale
“Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once.” – Norman Vincent …
"Sure, the lion is king of the jungle<br/>but airdrop him into Antarctica,<br/>& he’s just a penguin’s bitch" – Dennis Miller
“Sure, the lion is king of the junglebut airdrop him into Antarctica,& he’s just a penguin’s bitch” – …
Laura Ingalls Wilder
“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year …
Blok, Alexander
Hell and damnation, life is such fun with a ragged greatcoat and a Jerry gun! Blok, Alexander quotes