Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time. -Johnson, Lyndon B.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time. -Johnson, Lyndon B.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time. -Johnson, Lyndon B.
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