“Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.” – Phyllis Diller
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"Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me." – Phyllis Diller
"Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn’t mean I’ve been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me." – Phyllis Diller
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