« Laurie got offended that I used the word « puke. » But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like. » – Jack Handy
Quotes :
- "I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to… "I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you." - Jack Handy
- "I have to laugh when I think of the first… "I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" - Jack Handy
- "For all time, a word man will bright yet… "For all time, a word man will bright yet timeless word meaning change. Don’t fret it’s the obsession for dishonesty." - Jean Mark jibran
- "The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a… "The prophet that hath a dream, let him tell a dream; and he that hath my word, let him speak my word faithfully. What is the chaff to the wheat? saith the LORD." - Bible