“Laurie got offended that I used the word “puke.” But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like.” – Jack Handy
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"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like." – Jack Handy
"Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that’s what her dinner tasted like." – Jack Handy
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