If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
Lebowitz, Fran quotes
- "No animal should ever jump up on the… "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." - Fran Lebowitz
- "I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to… "I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you." - Jack Handy
- Quotes on INTUITION and SENSES “As your senses delight in the attractive loveliness of the earth, think of the world that is to come, that shall never know the blight of sin and death; where the face of nature will no more wear the shadow of the curse. Let your imagination picture the home of the saved, and remember that it will be more glorious than your brightest imagination can…
- Quotes on ROMANCE "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." ~Ingrid Bergman"I can't tolerate a woman who chooses to stress out about her wedding. It's just a party where, for some reason, a bride has to wear a really unflattering white dress to make it seem like she's still a virgin." ~Chelsea Handler "I feel sure that no girl…