Dictionary of Quotes

Quotes :

1. "If you can’t make it better, you can… "If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it." - Erma Bombeck


2. "I have to laugh when I think of the first… "I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves" - Jack Handy


3. Theodore Seuss Geisel – Children "Children want the same things we want. To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained and delighted." -Theodore Geisel


4. "An onion can make people cry but there’s… "An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh." - Will Rogers