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"I don’t care what anybody says about me as long as it isn’t true." – Dorothy Parker
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Any man who does not accept the conditions of human life sells his soul. – Baudelaire, Charles
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"Ye Heavens, how sang they in your courts, How sang the angelic choir that day, When from his tomb the imprisoned God, Like the strong sunrise, broke away?" – Rev. Frederick William Faber
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. -Wilde, Oscar
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