MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. -Ambrose Bierce
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MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. -Ambrose Bierce
MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. -Ambrose Bierce
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