“One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it.” – Jack Dee
/
/
"One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it." – Jack Dee
"One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it." – Jack Dee
More Stories Like These
Edward Verall Lucas
“The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose …
Armstrong, Robert
It contains a misleading impression, not a lie. It was being economical with the truth. Armstrong, Robert quotes
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Twain, Mark
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Twain, Mark
"I perceived that the gangster movie had replaced the Western as the quintessential American movie myth," – John McCarty
“I perceived that the gangster movie had replaced the Western as the quintessential American movie myth,” – John …
Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. -Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
Nothing is so contagious as enthusiasm. -Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
"He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will know how they are." – Charles Caleb Colton
“He who studies books alone will know how things ought to be, and he who studies men will …
When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them. -Peter Mcwilliams
When we argue for our limitations, we get to keep them. -Peter Mcwilliams
Catalonian Proverb: Dancing at the carnival, baptizing …
Dancing at the carnival, baptizing on All Saints Day. Catalonian Proverb Proverb Link: Dancing at the carnival, baptizing …
German Proverb: Barking dogs …
Barking dogs seldom bite. German Proverb Proverb Link: Barking dogs …See More: German Proverbs (2196 Proverbs) German Proverb: …
Rooney, Mickey
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I’m …