R. C. Samsel
More Stories Like These
jokes-and-jokers
I gleaned jests at home from obsolete farces. – Samuel Johnson
Some people have just enough imagination to spoil their judgment. -Mallory, Paul
Some people have just enough imagination to spoil their judgment. -Mallory, Paul
"But there is a disconnect here. Being wealthier simply does not translate into being happier. Many studies shows the United States to be no happier than it was 50 years ago; we are no happier than when we were poorer." – A.J. Senchack
“But there is a disconnect here. Being wealthier simply does not translate into being happier. Many studies shows …
In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope. -Charles Revson
In our factory, we make lipstick. In our advertising, we sell hope. -Charles Revson
A heroic figure… not wholly to blame for the religion that’s been foisted on him. -Pound, Ezra
A heroic figure… not wholly to blame for the religion that’s been foisted on him. -Pound, Ezra
Rodney Dangerfield
“I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.” Rodney Dangerfield quotes
"You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one" – Will Rogers
“You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to …
Some of us are like wheelbarrows, only useful when pushed and easily upset. -Jack Herbert
Some of us are like wheelbarrows, only useful when pushed and easily upset. -Jack Herbert
Henry Graham Greene
“He felt the loyalty we all feel to unhappiness — the sense that that is where we really …
"My guess would be if a player makes it to the fourth round and it goes to Monday, no one’s going to jump ship. That’s payday." – Brad Faxon
“My guess would be if a player makes it to the fourth round and it goes to Monday, …