“[So I went to his testimonial lunch on Wednesday and watched the Mad Butcher attempt to interview Jones’ dad, Billy. He asked Billy Jones:] What’s he been like as a son? … Yeah, he’s been pretty good.” – Billy Jones
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"[So I went to his testimonial lunch on Wednesday and watched the Mad Butcher attempt to interview Jones’ dad, Billy. He asked Billy Jones:] What’s he been like as a son? … Yeah, he’s been pretty good." – Billy Jones
"[So I went to his testimonial lunch on Wednesday and watched the Mad Butcher attempt to interview Jones’ dad, Billy. He asked Billy Jones:] What’s he been like as a son? … Yeah, he’s been pretty good." – Billy Jones
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