“Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn’t?” – Steven Wright
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"Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn’t?" – Steven Wright
"Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn’t?" – Steven Wright
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