Category: Quotes

Comment Quotes

Kelly Barton

“Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.”

Bill Tammeus

“Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn’t learn of it for six months.”

Joe Ancis

“The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.”

Emile Chartier

“There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.”

Ed Meese

“You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.”

Margaret Fairless Barber

“To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function …

Edward Chilton

“I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.”

King Farouk of Egypt

“The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left–the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, …

C. V. R. Thompson

“Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.”

Gordon Brown

“I’m a father; that’s what matters most. Nothing matters more.”

Chuck Norris

“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”

Paul Walker

“I think my mom put it best. She said, ‘Little girls soften their daddy’s hearts.'”

C. Kent Wright

“To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.”

Christina Stead

“If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves there wouldn’t be enough to go around.”

Caleb Carr

“So if it seems that some of what I’ll have to say in the pages to come doesn’t reflect the mellowing of age, that’s only …

Patty Hansen

“You create your opportunities by asking for them.”

John Howard Payne

“Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, / Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.”

Frank Crane

“You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in torment if you do not trust enough.”

Edgar Bergen

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”

Madame de Tencin

“Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you.”

John M. McHugh

“As America celebrates Memorial Day, we pay tribute to those who have given their lives in our nation’s wars.”

Sir Julian Huxley

“Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.”

Art Hoppe

“If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?”

Elias Schwartz

“Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.”

Robert Bloch

“I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.”

Rodin

“Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.”

Patricia Moyes

“I simply cannot understand the passion that some people have for making themselves thoroughly uncomfortable and then boasting about it afterwards.”

Jose Simon

“In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait.”

Nikita Khrushchev

“Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.”

Robert R. Coveyou

“The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.”

Tom Blair

“Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, ‘there is not only an art, but an eloquence …

Jef Raskin

“Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody …

Harper’s Index

“Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250”