“I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.”
“Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we’ve been bombing over the years been complaining?”
“The only factor becoming scarce in a world of abundance is human attention.”
“When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.”
“The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.”
“Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.”
“I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go …
“I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.”
“‘Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.”
“You can’t ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.”
“This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy …
“To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him.”
“The shortest distance between two points is under construction.”
“We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that …
“2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.”
“Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.”
“Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men’s blood…Make big plans, aim high in hope and work.”
“Winning is important to me, but what brings me real joy is the experience of being fully engaged in whatever I’m doing.”
“Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on …
“Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.”
“It’s all right to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation.”
“In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.”
“The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.”
“You see what power is – holding someone else’s fear in your hand and showing it to them!”
“Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your …
“Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.”
“If I make a record I love, then somebody will like it. Maybe not everybody, but that won’t matter.”
“Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity.”
“In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness; do not value yourself upon an embroidered gown; and remember that a reasonable word, or an obliging look, …
“My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself…”
“Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I’d be irresponsible, too.”
“I don’t really trust a sane person.”
“Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.”
“Working in the garden…gives me a profound feeling of inner peace.”
“An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attorney can delay one even longer.”
“Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.”
“‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.”
“My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That’s almost $7.00 in dog money.”
“Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it is threatening because it means that things may get worse. To …