“The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser – in case you thought optimism was dead.” – Robert Brault
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"The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser – in case you thought optimism was dead." – Robert Brault
"The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser – in case you thought optimism was dead." – Robert Brault
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