“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole” – Garrison Keillor
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"They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole" – Garrison Keillor
"They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole" – Garrison Keillor
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