“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” – Albert Einstein
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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe." – Albert Einstein
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe." – Albert Einstein
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