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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. -Elbert Hubbard
Don’t find fault, find a remedy. -Henry Ford
Don’t find fault, find a remedy. -Henry Ford
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A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit. -Wakcher, Michael
A lie is just the truth masquerading as bullshit. -Wakcher, Michael
The worst thing in the world next to anarchy, is government. -Beecher, Henry Ward
The worst thing in the world next to anarchy, is government. -Beecher, Henry Ward
Nothing pains some people more than having to think. -King Jr. Martin Luther
Nothing pains some people more than having to think. -King Jr. Martin Luther
Something which we think is impossible now is not impossible in another decade. -Motley, Constance Baker
Something which we think is impossible now is not impossible in another decade. -Motley, Constance Baker
There is no school of philosphy that approaches ordinary common sense. -Michael Lipsey
There is no school of philosphy that approaches ordinary common sense. -Michael Lipsey