“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”
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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.” …
"Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don’t give up the fight." – Bob Marley
“Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don’t give up the fight.” …
"In times like these it is difficult not to write satire" – Juvenal
“In times like these it is difficult not to write satire” – Juvenal
"A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed" – Alexander Chase
“A soft refusal is not always taken, but a rude one is immediately believed” – Alexander Chase
Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. -Freud, Sigmund
Men are more moral than they think and far more immoral than they can imagine. -Freud, Sigmund
I don’t remember, I didn’t do it. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it -Joe Simmons
I don’t remember, I didn’t do it. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it -Joe Simmons
The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly. -Robertson, Frederick W.
The office of poetry is not to make us think accurately, but feel truly. -Robertson, Frederick W.
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. -Byron, Lord
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. -Byron, Lord
"Our project goes further than winning an election, which after all is simply a day of crucial choice for the country." – Joseph Muscat
“Our project goes further than winning an election, which after all is simply a day of crucial choice …
"I think he would like to help the Democratic party retire the debt, and he’s been working hard at it." – Mike McCurry
“I think he would like to help the Democratic party retire the debt, and he’s been working hard …