“I’m number 10 at the box office. Right under Barbra Streisand. Can you imagine being under Barbra Streisand? Get me a bag. I may throw up.”
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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -Hope, Bob
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Male supremacy has kept woman down. It has not knocked her out. -Luce, Clare Boothe
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