"What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home." – Ken Hammond

Quotes of the day April 30, 2012

“What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home.” – Ken Hammond

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"Okay, it’s my turn to bitch about something. Everyone places so much importance on having the playoff bye week. Well, we got it weeks ago, but now everyone thinks we’ve had too much time off. But the bye week is secondary to home-field throughout. If we didn’t have home-field, we may have to go to Denver, New England, or Pittsburgh. It’s chilly in those places. If I can’t set the thermostat to a cozy 74 degrees and play on a soft, yet firm, turf, then I’m not happy. ‘Roughing it’ to Peyton Manning is setting up a tent in my garage and napping on an air mattress. If I even hear about snow in New England, I wet my pants." – Peyton Manning

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