“What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home.” – Ken Hammond
"What’s the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I’m home." – Ken Hammond
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In scientific work, those who refuse to go beyond fact rarely get as far as fact. -Thomas H. Huxley
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I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
I never hate a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -Zsa Zsa Gabor
He is rich who owes nothing. -Proverb, Hungarian
He is rich who owes nothing. -Proverb, Hungarian
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Carnegie, Dale
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Carnegie, Dale
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. -Josh Billings
Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. -Josh Billings
"Okay, it’s my turn to bitch about something. Everyone places so much importance on having the playoff bye week. Well, we got it weeks ago, but now everyone thinks we’ve had too much time off. But the bye week is secondary to home-field throughout. If we didn’t have home-field, we may have to go to Denver, New England, or Pittsburgh. It’s chilly in those places. If I can’t set the thermostat to a cozy 74 degrees and play on a soft, yet firm, turf, then I’m not happy. ‘Roughing it’ to Peyton Manning is setting up a tent in my garage and napping on an air mattress. If I even hear about snow in New England, I wet my pants." – Peyton Manning
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Rest, rest, shall I have not all eternity to rest. -Antoine Arnauld
Rest, rest, shall I have not all eternity to rest. -Antoine Arnauld
Anger is a brief lunacy. -Horace
Anger is a brief lunacy. -Horace
Simplicity is natures first step, and the last of art. -Philip James Bailey
Simplicity is natures first step, and the last of art. -Philip James Bailey