“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.” – Mae West
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"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." – Mae West
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before." – Mae West
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