“When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded” – Stephen Wright
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"When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" – Stephen Wright
"When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded" – Stephen Wright
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