“When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.” – Matt Groening
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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." – Matt Groening
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." – Matt Groening
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