"When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges." – Jack Handy

Quotes May 19, 2010

“When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.” – Jack Handy

When the danger is past God is cheated. Italian Proverb

When the danger is past God is cheated.DangerQuotations by Italian Proverb

Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.SincerityQuotations by Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.IgnoranceQuotations by Sir William Osler

An effeminate education weakens both the mind and the body.EducationQuotations by Edgar Quinet

“Some friends play at friendship, but a true friend sticks closer than one’s nearest kin.” – Bible

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper.NationsQuotations by Billy …

Be a life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.Life and LivingQuotations by …

I want to be left alone.SolitudeQuotations by Greta Garbo

Promise is most given when the least is said.PromisesQuotations by George Chapman

Enlightenment must come little by little-otherwise it would overwhelm.EnlightenmentQuotations by Idries Shah