“With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.” – Otto von Bismarck
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"With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half." – Otto von Bismarck
"With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half." – Otto von Bismarck
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