With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.
Congress
Quotations by Will Rogers
Quotes :
- Monette Hernandez – dignity of the Filipino "My pride as a Filipino has always been there, but it lay dormant. It sparked from time to time but it lay buried under the colonial persona that loved everything American. Who would have thought that a septuagenarian, a foul-mouthed Bisaya, a maong-corduroy loving small-time mayor will be the one to fire up that dormant nationalism and finally make me truly proud that I am…
- "An onion can make people cry but there’s… "An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh." - Will Rogers
- Stephen Agar Quotes "A postcard is not only a snapshot of a carefree time but also a permanent reminder of exploring faraway lands. It is fascinating to think that what started out as a practical joke is now a part of the fabric of summer holidays." ~Stephen Agar, Daily Mail"For over 100 years people up and down the country have been sending postcards home when they are away."…
- "If all the time consumed in attending dinners… "If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled" - Will Rogers