“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.'” – Tommy Cooper
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"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’" – Tommy Cooper
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said ‘Parking Fine.’" – Tommy Cooper
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