“Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent.” – Kevin Bacon
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"Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent." – Kevin Bacon
"Any idiot can get laid when they’re famous. That’s easy. It’s getting laid when you’re not famous that takes some talent." – Kevin Bacon
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