“I’ll say publicly that old men like myself need to be careful. Not as much as in yesteryears, but our youth are still watching and …
“The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the …
“Among men and women, those in love do not always announce themselves with declarations and vows. But they are the ones who weep when you’re …
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.” – Groucho Marx
“So many men, so little time.” – Mae West
“I don’t like compliments, and I don’t see why a man should think he is pleasing a woman enormously when he says to her a …
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” – Katharine …
“Men are all alike–except the one you’ve met who’s different.” – Mae West
“Men are easy to get but hard to keep.” – Mae West
“Contact with a high-minded woman is good for the life of any man” – Henry Vincent
“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly” – Thomas C. Haliburton
“I only have ‘yes’ men around me. Who needs ‘no’ men?” – Mae West
“Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.” – Mae West
“Lonely men seek companionship. Lonely women sit at home and wait. They never meet.” – Abraham Lincoln
“A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.” …
“Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don’t waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.” – Candice Bergen
“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.” – George Bernard Shaw
“You may admire a girl’s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.” – Mae West
“No woman ever hates a man for being in love with her, but many a woman hate a man for being a friend to her.” …
“Force always attracts men of low morality.” – Albert Einstein
“Most of us women like men, you know; it’s just that we find them a constant disappointment” – Clare Short
“When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.” – Elayne Boosler
“It’s not the men in my life that counts–it’s the life in my men.” – Mae West
“Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.” – Mae West
“A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.” – Mae West
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin …
“Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.” – Oscar Wilde
“Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a mans last romance.” – Oscar Wilde
“Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men” – Theodore Reik